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The Uilleann who?

Ave Marimba

This music is sort of ethnic-nonethnic. It is the sort of thing you can use for your travel video to Cairo, but would also work for your travel video to Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Ohio – Where blank canvasses become full lives! Visit Columbus on your next getaway! Coffee shops, restaurants, and many seasonal festivals provide a rich backdrop to help make your life seem slightly less desperate. Columbus, Ohio: We have a river!
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Cold Sober

You know what, I honestly don’t know what I was thinking here. This is one of those “throw things at the wall and see if it works” kinds of pieces. It would have been completely uninteresting were it not for the Uilleann Pipes. Not a lot of music out there for bagpipes and electric piano. Consider the void filled!
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Crossing the Chasm

Adventure, Ho! Last time on “Adventure, Ho!”, the mage-orc Gnarlnosh was granted 1d4 wishes from a Deck of Many Things and it totally screwed up the game balance. Why? Because the DM sort of sucks, but he thought “Oh, sure – this could be fun… how could giving a mage-orc a fully provisioned army in the middle of a desert possibly sidetrack the quest for finding a cure for a magical disease that is ruining the kingdom AND the healer elf.” Deck of Many Things; BAH! More like Deck of This-Campaign-Jumped-the-Shark.
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Two great tastes that taste great together!


Imagine yourself floating in a beautiful sky, the aggressive badgers of the land do not bother you here at all. Todd from HR doesn’t try to make small talk with you in this place, nor does he try to invite you to his kid’s wrestling tournament that is being held at a school 90 minutes away. The coyote-lizards of your night terrors do not roam here, and you can clearly read the expiration dates on all your packages. Even the hand soap. Why does the hand soap have an expiration date? It matters not.
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I was doing some research on metal… today’s description is going to involve some participation on your part. Step 1) Google: “Death Metal English” the first link should be from invisibleoranges. Step 2) Enjoy! You’re welcome.
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Cursor party!

Miami Viceroy

Musical wallpaper! You might think that’s a bad thing, but it quite useful for playing under interviews, or during countdowns, or in really hip cafes where you can get an Americano (coffee) or an Americano (Campari+vermouth cocktail). Life Pro Tip: ALWAYS refrigerate your vermouth! It is a wine product and will go bad if open at room temperature. So, to all of you who “hate vermouth”, no – you hate ruined vermouth. Just like anyone who has only had room temperature red wine that’s been opened for 3 weeks would hate wine.
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Need an upbeat vaguely urban-sounding piece to run under your video outro? That’s why I made this! You’re welcome.
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Angel Share

Starts slow and builds to an ecstasy the likes of which are almost guaranteed to garner donations from your flock! Bonus track comes with a everything except the drums in case you need a smoother feel.
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Get ready to dance!!!


Come in and listen to some high-energy Irish-like drinking music in an authentic pub! Not one of those clean American things that say they are “Irish pubs”, but a proper Irish pub with tiny windows that are too high to see out of and thick dark carpeting that always smells like old beer.
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Laser Groove

It came from the 1980s, but was mutated by some trap monster which gave it a new lease on life! I’m not gonna lie, this is an odd hybrid – super useful for your YouTube channels! You can’t not like this piece… unless you have no soul.
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Surf Shimmy

I gotta admit, I’ve never been to a clambake, only ever fish boils… which are similar, except for clambakes usually involve mollusks and giant sea-bugs, and fish boils involve fish. Also, clambakes are more steaming and fish boils are more boiling. You’re more likely to see Green Bay Packers jerseys at fish boils, and more likely to see New England Patriots jerseys at clambakes. This music is west-coast, though… The more I think about it – the less useful this descriptive paragraph becomes.
Uncompressed download comes with a couple mild variations, including “Psychedelic”.
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The soothing sounds of glitch!

Doobly Doo

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Poppers and Prosecco

What’s the difference between a dead frog in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road? The frog was probably going to a gig! Hah! Get it? Well… it took me 8 years to get it, so let me explain. When you go out hunting frogs, that is called “gigging”. Gigging is bad for a frog. When you go out playing an instrument in a band for money, that is called “gigging”. Gigging is good for a trombone player… but man, you gotta be good. You pretty much need a bass player and a drummer… not many people need a trombone player, so they typically don’t get many gigs… Did I explain that right? Wait, let me start over…
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Port Horizon

Welcome to the tropical paradise of Port Horizon. Not much to do here but listen to the short wave radios and play guitar. There is also food and drinks with those little umbrellas… Other than that – not much. Except snorkeling. Snorkeling is pretty cool. Oh, there is also Art Night on Tuesday – where you get a volleyball and some paints and make yourself a friend! Beach chess… I forgot about Beach Chess. Don’t play white against Todd, though – he plays all-Hedgehog all the time. Come on, Todd – just once, seriously ONCE could you play King’s Indian or… you know what? I’d even take the French Defence; Exchange Variation, you boring symmetrical jerk.
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Scheming Weasel Cover

This guy is AMAZING!

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